BlakeTheSnakeDager's definitions

book eater

One that consumes pages of stories, books, or novels while touching themselves to increase sexual sensation.

As a book eater, I consumed the entire Harry Potter series while touching myself vigorously

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart

I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016