Definitions by BlakeTheSnakeDager

book eater 

One that consumes pages of stories, books, or novels while touching themselves to increase sexual sensation.

As a book eater, I consumed the entire Harry Potter series while touching myself vigorously

book eater by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

purple anaconda 

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

purple anaconda by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

christmas light show 

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.

We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!

christmas light show by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

turtle hunting 

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

turtle hunting by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016