Definitions by BlakeSimpson:3
Etymological Idiot
Etymological Idiot: A person who has the freaking audacity to search up “Etymology of the word ‘etymology’” on Google.
Dude: “I didn’t know what the etymology of the word etymology meant so I had to search it up on Google.”
Other Dude: “You’re an Etymological Idiot.”
Other Dude: “You’re an Etymological Idiot.”
Etymological Idiot by BlakeSimpson:3 August 28, 2026
Masticatiocilia
Masticatiocilia: The abnormal addiction or fetish for ripping and consuming hair. (Specifically eyelashes.)
Dude: “What happened to your eyelashes?”
Other Dude: “I ate them.”
Dude: “You need help. I think you have Masticatiocilia
Other Dude: “I ate them.”
Dude: “You need help. I think you have Masticatiocilia
Masticatiocilia by BlakeSimpson:3 August 25, 2026
Pwen
Pwen: A misspelling of the word and common name Owen. This word cannot be pronounced but rather spelled when someone accidentally types P instead of O as a result of fast typing, and how dangerously close P is to O on the keyboard. Like who decided that?
Pwen by BlakeSimpson:3 August 25, 2026
Liometopumoccidentalephobia
Dude: “Are those velvety tree ants?”
Other Dude: “Yeah! Why?”
Dude: “I’m afraid of those. Can you exterminate them?”
Other Dude: “I’m not killing these ants just because you have Liometopumoccidentalephobia!”
Other Dude: “Yeah! Why?”
Dude: “I’m afraid of those. Can you exterminate them?”
Other Dude: “I’m not killing these ants just because you have Liometopumoccidentalephobia!”
Liometopumoccidentalephobia by BlakeSimpson:3 August 22, 2026
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconischargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamauggsupercalifragilisticexpialidociousantidisestablishmentarianismhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiafloccinaucinihilipilificationaphobia
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconischargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamauggsupercalifragilisticexpialidociousantidisestablishmentarianismhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiafloccinaucinihilipilificationaphobia: The fear of REALLY long words.
Dude: “I’m afraid of long words.”
Other Dude: “It seems you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Dude: “No. I’m afraid of REALLY long words!”
Other dude: “Oh! I think you may have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconischargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamauggsupercalifragilisticexpialidociousantidisestablishmentarianismhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiafloccinaucinihilipilificationaphobia!”
Other Dude: “It seems you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Dude: “No. I’m afraid of REALLY long words!”
Other dude: “Oh! I think you may have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconischargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamauggsupercalifragilisticexpialidociousantidisestablishmentarianismhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiafloccinaucinihilipilificationaphobia!”
Boné
Boné by BlakeSimpson:3 August 16, 2026
Eetalics
*Accidentally writes a slanted “e” when playing hangman.”
Dude: “Why is your “e” slanted? Are you writing in Eetalics?”
Dude: “Why is your “e” slanted? Are you writing in Eetalics?”
Eetalics by BlakeSimpson:3 August 16, 2026