red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
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stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.
1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010
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2nd Degree Gay

When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.
I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
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midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.
bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010
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speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg
i went to the ER for speed jerking
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
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