jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?
Take you away, from that empty apartment.........
by Blahb May 05, 2005
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Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 08, 2005
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unique

A shitty word that adults say all the time to comfort stupid kids.
Adult: Remember, you are unique.
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Kid: Shut up, shithead. Everyone else is "unique".
by Blahb February 08, 2005
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the cure

A decent band. I used to hate them, but their music has really grown on me.
guy: YO DUDE DA CURE SUX DEY RNT GANGSTA YO

me: what the fuck. go fuck yourself.
by Blahb May 06, 2005
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Upstate New York

Anywhere north or east of the areas of NYC and Long Island. Contains The Great Escape theme park in the village of Lake George, Fun Spot in the city Queensbury, and Camp Chingachgook on the shores of Lake George. Has lots of wiggers in the Alvany metro area. Not many hicks. Very rural. Kind of like a mini version of North Dakota.
I live in Round Lake, a village in Upstate New York.
by Blahb December 26, 2004
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Infected Mushroom

A good psytrance/goa group. Ruined by 15 year olds who obsess over them and say "OMG YOUR SO EMO" if you don't listen to it.
Infected Mushroom is a great group.
by Blahb March 19, 2005
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emo kid

A person that supposedly wears huge glasses and baggy pants, but in reality don't. They are in touch with their emotions, and when they are with friends, are usually very happy and laughing. They are not stupid pussies that cut their wrists and write angsty poems. They are sick of seeing rich white suburban kids that have a nice home in New Haven acting like they come from the ghettos of LA. All emo haters are either wiggers (like describes in the last sentence) or trend-obsessed MTV losers. Oh, and here is something for all the immature kids that posted that anti-emo people definitions:

Shut up. The music you listen is mostly about pimps, bitches, and riding on 24's, while the music emo kids listen to actually mean something.
Wigger: yo u suk u emo kid go slit ur wrists

emo kid: No.

wigger: y ur emo

emo kid: Because I don't cry myself to sleep and I don't make stereotypes true.
by Blahb February 22, 2005
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