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Dream Theater

A kick ass progressive metal band from NY. They constantly get tons of shit from stupid preps (see: sluts and teenybopper) who listen to crappy pop music such as Nsync and Backstreet Boys and tons of other pop shit. Preps and jocks have no claim to call good music shit because the music they listen to is shit.
prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: YO BITCH DREAM THEATER SUX GANGSTA RAP RULZ YO

Me: The music you listen to is shit.
by Blahb May 6, 2005
mugGet the Dream Theatermug.

Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 8, 2005
mugGet the Jockmug.

Interstate 87

A 319 mile long freeway in New York. It runs from Champlain (candadian border)down to the big city (NYC). It has an intersection with Interstate 90 in Guilderland, and has 7 spur routes (787,287,387 etc;).

In other words, a long ass highway.
So when you're dead and gone......
by Blahb March 10, 2005
mugGet the Interstate 87mug.

phat beats

Slang for pop music. Used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster.
Guy: I be listening to phat beats yo.
by Blahb April 15, 2005
mugGet the phat beatsmug.

soup

A liquid food that usually has meats (chicken, turkey, etc), noodles, vegetables, herbs etc. Different kinds inclde Minestrone, Clam Chowder (comes in Manhattan, New England, and Rhode Island form), and tomato.
Soup is bomb sauce jigga.
by Blahb May 5, 2005
mugGet the soupmug.

sum 41

A seriously kick ass band.


Current albums:

Chuck (Released October 12, 2004)

Does This Look Infected? (Released November 26, 2002)

All Killer No Filler (Released May 8, 2001)

Half Hour of Power (Released June 27, 2000)

My favorite songs by them are Thanks For Nothing (from DTLI) and Angels With Dirty Faces (from Chuck).
by Blahb April 22, 2005
mugGet the sum 41mug.

hot

1. Warmer then 55 degrees.

2. A word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to describe how slutty a girl looks.

3. Pretty. Good looking.
1. Damn, the weather here in NC is hot....

2. Kid:DAM DAT BITCH IS HOT Me: No, she looks like a slut.

3. Brooke Burke
by Blahb October 15, 2006
mugGet the hotmug.

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