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An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 8, 2005
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1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.
Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.
by Blahb April 23, 2005
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A decent band. I used to hate them, but their music has really grown on me.
guy: YO DUDE DA CURE SUX DEY RNT GANGSTA YO

me: what the fuck. go fuck yourself.
by Blahb May 6, 2005
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A shitty word that adults say all the time to comfort stupid kids.
Adult: Remember, you are unique.
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Kid: Shut up, shithead. Everyone else is "unique".
by Blahb February 8, 2005
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jnfdjnfdjnfd gfdsjgdsjngs gjngfjkngfdjkngfdjkn
by Blahb April 23, 2005
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A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.
by Blahb January 17, 2005
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A school that is part of Shenendehowa. Even though it's only an elementary school, it still has cliques.

Cliques include:

Popular kids: A bunch of immature snot nosed fuckwits who think they own everything in the school.

Goths: A bunch of kids who masturbate to Good Charlotte, whilst slitting their wrists.

Wiggers: A bunch of kids who are white, but they think they are black.

Weird kids/nerds: The group of kids who look normal, but act "weird" according to the popular kids. This the group I was placed in.

Normal kids: Nothing special about them.

The teachers are mainly nice, but one of the gym teachers owns a riced out Scion xB.

In short, it's an okay school. Not the best, but okay.
Chango is a school...............
by Blahb April 9, 2005
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