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Dream Theater

A kick ass progressive metal band from NY. They constantly get tons of shit from stupid preps (see: sluts and teenybopper) who listen to crappy pop music such as Nsync and Backstreet Boys and tons of other pop shit. Preps and jocks have no claim to call good music shit because the music they listen to is shit.
prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: YO BITCH DREAM THEATER SUX GANGSTA RAP RULZ YO

Me: The music you listen to is shit.
by Blahb May 6, 2005
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greenday

The way retarded snotty arrogant narcicist cocky Nightwish-obsessed pricks spell or "speel" Green Day.
kid: YO GREENDAY SUX

Me: No. It's GREEN DAY YOU IDIOT. And they are better than Nightwish.
by Blahb April 22, 2005
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teenybopper

What most preppy teenage girls are.
teenybopper/prep:OMG 50 CENT/JAY Z/PIERRE BOUVIER/JEFF STINCO/BILLY MARTIN/JOEL MADDEN/BENJI MADDEN/BRAD PITT/any other stuck-up snobby rich celebrity IS SO HOT I WANT TO HAVE 9764325325496545476549874398542687592176421879921070174096406386986139043143106 OF HIS BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Blahb August 24, 2005
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popular

1. Well known.
2. A person who is well known at Suchandsuch High/Suchandsuch Junior High. They can be arrogant, but some are really nice people. The arrogant pick on people because "they ain't pops like us" and hate rock "because it ain't gangsta like us". But the nice one will chat with you about pretty much anything. And some aren't obsessed with rap.
Example 1. Good Charlotte.

Example 2 (arrogant popular kid)boy: omg dat guy is not gangsta becuz he don't lyk gangsta muzik and don't drink alchol. girl: OMGZ!!!1111!!! BRAD PITT IZ ZO HOT I WANT TO HAVE MILLIONS OF HIS BABIES. Yay.
by Blahb June 11, 2006
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nimrod

A kick ass album by Green Day. Has many good songs such as Haushinka, Platypus (I hate you), Hitchin a ride, and Jinx. Plus that annoying-as-fuck Time of your life song.
Stupid fucker: OMFG GREEN DAY SUX DEY H8 AMERICA

Me: Stop listening to the title song of American Idiot and go buy Nimrod.
by Blahb April 6, 2005
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sell out

1. A band that changes it's style for stupid teenybopper girls and getting more money, even though they already have tons of it.

2. A word used by teenaged wannabe goths/punks to sound hardcore. Those people usually come up with bullshit reasons like "WE DON'T WANT TO CONFORM TO SOCIETY" and say "THEY BECAME POPULAR AND STARTED TO SUCK".
1. Good Charlotte, Maroon 5, Blink 182.

2. "OMG OMG I WANT TO SOUND HARDCORE I CRAVE TO BE HARDCORE SO I SAY THEY ARE A SELL OUT".
by Blahb February 18, 2005
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geo metro

1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.
Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.
by Blahb April 22, 2005
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