Blahb's definitions

jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

by Blahb May 4, 2005

the cure

A decent band. I used to hate them, but their music has really grown on me.

guy: YO DUDE DA CURE SUX DEY RNT GANGSTA YO

me: what the fuck. go fuck yourself.

by Blahb May 6, 2005

Charleston

1. The capital and largest city of West Virginia.
2. A big city in South Carolina.

ZOMG, i went to south carolina, and went to charleston. WOWZ

by Blahb December 26, 2004

Saliva

A kick ass band. They made songs like Click click boom and Lackluster. They are probably the best nu-metal band out there.

Saliva fucking rules.

by Blahb March 14, 2005

anthem

A kick ass song by Less Than Jake.

jnfdjnfdjnfd gfdsjgdsjngs gjngfjkngfdjkngfdjkn

by Blahb April 22, 2005

rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us

The best thing ever said. EVER.

no srsly

Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"

Me "Ummm...... okay".

by Blahb April 2, 2005

Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.

Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"

by Blahb March 8, 2005