Blahb's definitions

Yellowcard

A good band from J-town. Current albums are The Underdog EP, Ocean Avenue, Where we stand, and One for the kids. They aren't punk like some ignorant kids on here say, they are pop-punk. Ruined by preppy sluts who heard Ocean Avenue on the radio and call themselves punk.

*Prep hears Ocean Avenue on the radio*

Prep: LYK OMG I'M SO PUNK.

Me: Um no you are not. Where were you 10 years ago, when we were skating around listening to REAL PUNK ROCK.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

cool kids

A bunch of kids who are popular at school. Usually very snotty and arrogant and call themselves either "PUNK" or "GANGSTAZ" and usually are white suburban kids who think they are black street kids. They usually go around with G-Unit shirts, "BLING BLING", acting "propa hard". They usually hate rock music "because it ain't gangsta like us". See popular and jock.

cool kid: yo yo yo foo i beat you up cuz you ain't gangsta and you a nerd yo.

A kid named Jake: Oh sure. Go ahead you big headed snot nosed bitch.

by Blahb April 8, 2005

jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

by Blahb May 4, 2005

i'm rick james bitch

A word that was once funny. Now used by idiotic 12 year olds with their pre-pubescent voices to make their other 12 year old friends laugh.

kid: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

Me: And you are not funny.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

by Blahb April 18, 2005

Phat

A word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to describe something "cool"/stupid and used to describe how "gangsta"/gaudy their wigger friend's ricer is.

wigger: YO YO YO DAT RIDE IS PHAT

Me: No. It is insanely gaudy.

by Blahb April 14, 2005

ricer

1. A kind of car that has nothing but comsmetic modifications. Most are Japanese cars, but some range from domestic to German cars. Most commonly Honda Civics and Mitsubishi Eclipses.


2. A person who buys a domestic or import car and adds nothing but cosmetic parts. Most commonly white, male, and from the surburbs.

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by Blahb March 13, 2005