Blahb's definitions

Saliva

A kick ass band. They made songs like Click click boom and Lackluster. They are probably the best nu-metal band out there.

Saliva fucking rules.

by Blahb March 14, 2005

the cure

A decent band. I used to hate them, but their music has really grown on me.

guy: YO DUDE DA CURE SUX DEY RNT GANGSTA YO

me: what the fuck. go fuck yourself.

by Blahb May 6, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded

You guys are retarded!

by Blahb January 29, 2005

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

by Blahb January 16, 2005

chavs

A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can.

See wigger

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by Blahb May 3, 2005

Dream Theater

A kick ass progressive metal band from NY. They constantly get tons of shit from stupid preps (see: sluts and teenybopper) who listen to crappy pop music such as Nsync and Backstreet Boys and tons of other pop shit. Preps and jocks have no claim to call good music shit because the music they listen to is shit.

prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: YO BITCH DREAM THEATER SUX GANGSTA RAP RULZ YO

Me: The music you listen to is shit.

by Blahb May 6, 2005

...and out come the wolves

The 3rd record by Rancid. Released on Epitaph Records, it has totally kick ass songs such as The 11th Hour and As Wicked. Buy it if you like modern punk.

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by Blahb May 5, 2005