Blahb's definitions

midnight club 3

The best game ever. Period.

Example is written in all caps

by Blahb April 22, 2005

jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

by Blahb May 4, 2005

Yellowcard

A good band from J-town. Current albums are The Underdog EP, Ocean Avenue, Where we stand, and One for the kids. They aren't punk like some ignorant kids on here say, they are pop-punk. Ruined by preppy sluts who heard Ocean Avenue on the radio and call themselves punk.

*Prep hears Ocean Avenue on the radio*

Prep: LYK OMG I'M SO PUNK.

Me: Um no you are not. Where were you 10 years ago, when we were skating around listening to REAL PUNK ROCK.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

cool kids

A bunch of kids who are popular at school. Usually very snotty and arrogant and call themselves either "PUNK" or "GANGSTAZ" and usually are white suburban kids who think they are black street kids. They usually go around with G-Unit shirts, "BLING BLING", acting "propa hard". They usually hate rock music "because it ain't gangsta like us". See popular and jock.

cool kid: yo yo yo foo i beat you up cuz you ain't gangsta and you a nerd yo.

A kid named Jake: Oh sure. Go ahead you big headed snot nosed bitch.

by Blahb April 8, 2005

preps

A group of fucking small minded idiotic slutty girls who think they are better than everyone else and go around talking about how hot some guy is or how non popular Emily is. They usually wear clothes that reveal their dry vaginas and flat chest. They usually listen to pop music such as Avril Lavinge and Good Charlotte and call themselves "PUNK ROCKAZ". They also over use "OH MY GOD" and "LIKE".

prep named amy: LYK OMG BRAD PITT IS SO HOT

other prep named jenna: LYK OMG I AGREE

Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid teenybopper bitches.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

i'm rick james bitch

A word that was once funny. Now used by idiotic 12 year olds with their pre-pubescent voices to make their other 12 year old friends laugh.

kid: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

Me: And you are not funny.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

chango

A school that is part of Shenendehowa. Even though it's only an elementary school, it still has cliques.

Cliques include:

Popular kids: A bunch of immature snot nosed fuckwits who think they own everything in the school.

Goths: A bunch of kids who masturbate to Good Charlotte, whilst slitting their wrists.

Wiggers: A bunch of kids who are white, but they think they are black.

Weird kids/nerds: The group of kids who look normal, but act "weird" according to the popular kids. This the group I was placed in.

Normal kids: Nothing special about them.

The teachers are mainly nice, but one of the gym teachers owns a riced out Scion xB.

In short, it's an okay school. Not the best, but okay.

Chango is a school...............

by Blahb April 9, 2005