Blahb's definitions

Yellowcard

A good band from J-town. Current albums are The Underdog EP, Ocean Avenue, Where we stand, and One for the kids. They aren't punk like some ignorant kids on here say, they are pop-punk. Ruined by preppy sluts who heard Ocean Avenue on the radio and call themselves punk.

*Prep hears Ocean Avenue on the radio*

Prep: LYK OMG I'M SO PUNK.

Me: Um no you are not. Where were you 10 years ago, when we were skating around listening to REAL PUNK ROCK.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

by Blahb April 18, 2005

soccer mom

A stupid bitch who say their "sweet little angels"/bratty teenybopper kids are more important than anything in this fucking world. They are usually seen at Price Chopper buying 74894845894848794894896589589 pounds of shitty vegetables and not good stuff. The kids are brainwashed into thinking they are the best and are usually popular at school. They are only allowed to listen to shitty stuff like S Club 7 and B*Witched.

Who the fuck needs an example.

by Blahb February 8, 2005

Upstate New York

Anywhere north or east of the areas of NYC and Long Island. Contains The Great Escape theme park in the village of Lake George, Fun Spot in the city Queensbury, and Camp Chingachgook on the shores of Lake George. Has lots of wiggers in the Alvany metro area. Not many hicks. Very rural. Kind of like a mini version of North Dakota.

I live in Round Lake, a village in Upstate New York.

by Blahb December 26, 2004

DDR

A shitty game that fucking sucks. It's easy as hell and all the steps are just eigth note streams, and that's on Heavy difficulty. People that play are always saying "OMUG DA MAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA 3030303030303030 IS DA HAREDST SNOG EVA!1!1!!11!!!!!". Guys, go play ITG, which is actually hard.

A plan devised by the Japanese to destroy American culture as we know it.

by Blahb March 10, 2005

in the groove

A good dancing game, which, contrary to popular belief, IS NOT A CRAPPY DDR RIP OFF. While it has the same basic gameplay as Dance Dance Revolution, it introduces new concepts such as hands (hitting 3 or 4 arrows at a time, with feet and your hands) and mines (avoid stepping on these). Both versions of In the Groove (ITG1 and ITG2) have good song lists.

Just to let you know, I play both ITG and DDR. I'm not a fanboy of either. I like them both the same.

retarded DDR fanboy: itg iz a crapy rip off of ddr!!!!1111!!!one!111two

equally retarded ITG fanboy: wel, in teh groov is mor orijinul and haz betta sonz n stepchartzz!!!!!!!!111one!1111three

Me: You're both retarded. Both games are good. DDR is just as good as In the Groove.

by Blahb August 19, 2007

Charleston

1. The capital and largest city of West Virginia.
2. A big city in South Carolina.

ZOMG, i went to south carolina, and went to charleston. WOWZ

by Blahb December 26, 2004