Blahb's definitions

soccer mom

A stupid bitch who say their "sweet little angels"/bratty teenybopper kids are more important than anything in this fucking world. They are usually seen at Price Chopper buying 74894845894848794894896589589 pounds of shitty vegetables and not good stuff. The kids are brainwashed into thinking they are the best and are usually popular at school. They are only allowed to listen to shitty stuff like S Club 7 and B*Witched.

Who the fuck needs an example.

by Blahb February 8, 2005

Upstate New York

Anywhere north or east of the areas of NYC and Long Island. Contains The Great Escape theme park in the village of Lake George, Fun Spot in the city Queensbury, and Camp Chingachgook on the shores of Lake George. Has lots of wiggers in the Alvany metro area. Not many hicks. Very rural. Kind of like a mini version of North Dakota.

I live in Round Lake, a village in Upstate New York.

by Blahb December 26, 2004

DDR

A shitty game that fucking sucks. It's easy as hell and all the steps are just eigth note streams, and that's on Heavy difficulty. People that play are always saying "OMUG DA MAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA 3030303030303030 IS DA HAREDST SNOG EVA!1!1!!11!!!!!". Guys, go play ITG, which is actually hard.

A plan devised by the Japanese to destroy American culture as we know it.

by Blahb March 10, 2005

popular

1. Well known.
2. A person who is well known at Suchandsuch High/Suchandsuch Junior High. They can be arrogant, but some are really nice people. The arrogant pick on people because "they ain't pops like us" and hate rock "because it ain't gangsta like us". But the nice one will chat with you about pretty much anything. And some aren't obsessed with rap.

Example 1. Good Charlotte.

Example 2 (arrogant popular kid)boy: omg dat guy is not gangsta becuz he don't lyk gangsta muzik and don't drink alchol. girl: OMGZ!!!1111!!! BRAD PITT IZ ZO HOT I WANT TO HAVE MILLIONS OF HIS BABIES. Yay.

by Blahb June 11, 2006

nimrod

A kick ass album by Green Day. Has many good songs such as Haushinka, Platypus (I hate you), Hitchin a ride, and Jinx. Plus that annoying-as-fuck Time of your life song.

Stupid fucker: OMFG GREEN DAY SUX DEY H8 AMERICA

Me: Stop listening to the title song of American Idiot and go buy Nimrod.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

sell out

1. A band that changes it's style for stupid teenybopper girls and getting more money, even though they already have tons of it.

2. A word used by teenaged wannabe goths/punks to sound hardcore. Those people usually come up with bullshit reasons like "WE DON'T WANT TO CONFORM TO SOCIETY" and say "THEY BECAME POPULAR AND STARTED TO SUCK".

1. Good Charlotte, Maroon 5, Blink 182.

2. "OMG OMG I WANT TO SOUND HARDCORE I CRAVE TO BE HARDCORE SO I SAY THEY ARE A SELL OUT".

by Blahb February 18, 2005

the cure

A decent band. I used to hate them, but their music has really grown on me.

guy: YO DUDE DA CURE SUX DEY RNT GANGSTA YO

me: what the fuck. go fuck yourself.

by Blahb May 6, 2005