Crime

A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following formula:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess

Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
by BlackTokyo May 04, 2009
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nigger

Since a lot of people writing definitions on here are inbreds with an 5th grade education, I feel that an intelligent person needs to correct any misconceptions.

#1: The word applies only to those who are ignorant, stupid, and whiny among ALL races.

#2: The word, along with "cracker" is acceptable for use by blacks because of its history. Nigger was always used, from the beginning of its slang-usage, for an inferior non-human being with dark skin. Cracker was used to describe a slave master's whip, and has recently been used non-seriously by comedians. Nigger was NEVER used by blacks back when it was a common term. Now which one sounds more offensive to you?

#3: To think that a black person is inferior is to flaunt your limited education. Humans think with their brains, not their skin color. To say "The average IQ of blacks is less than whites" as an argument is invalid. It's like me saying "All whites are Christian because the average white man is Christian", or "All whites have brown eyes because the average eye color is brown". AVERAGE does not mean ALL, and in order to call an entire race inferior, ALL members of the race need to be of less worth than ALL members of another race.
#1: An Asian can be a nigger if he calls Harvard racist because he was rejected--even if he doesn't understand how to add numbers.

#2: No one should use any racial slang, regardless of color. All are offensive, but nigger is the most offensive of all.

#3: Only inbreds think that a person is inferior based on skin color. A person thinks with their head, not their skin.
by BlackTokyo April 12, 2009
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Watermelon

A food that white people who live in a 1%-or-less black neighborhood think that black people like
White guy: "I heard you like watermelon nigger"
Black guy: "Nobody in my family does..."
by BlackTokyo August 18, 2009
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Swine Flu

Something blown far out of proportion by the media and the World Health Organization. It's just like the "normal" flu, excluding the fact that this swine flu does not currently have a vaccination.

The media fails to tell you that the only people who have died of this so-called "deadly" virus are:

1) Mexicans with terrible health care and terrible health in general who are living in close quarters.

2) Babies and old people

Note that anyone who has any remote knowledge on disease knows that these types of people die from the "normal" flu, and that the swine flu isn't some kind of deadly disease because it hasn't killed anyone that a normal sickness wouldn't have.

Also take note of the fact that hundreds of people have gotten sick in the United States alone, and yet all of these cases were called "mild". Know that all of these "mild" cases have occurred in adults and/or teenagers, who would not die from the "normal" flu.

What also is failed to be mentioned is the fact that a "Pandemic" is any disease that is spread worldwide. Thus, just because the swine flu is a pandemic doesn't mean we'll all die. The common cold is a pandemic, and no one goes around freaking out about that.

This is another phase in the "we're-all-gonna-die" angst in 50% of the human population. It'll pass by 2010.
It was once said that pigs will fly when we have a black President. Now we have the swine flu.
by BlackTokyo May 01, 2009
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