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Definitions by Black History Month

Fandom of the Oprah

Fanatical cult-like followers of Oprah.
fandom of the Oprah is a sick cult, more menacing and obnoxious than Juggalos, dead heads, born agains, WWE fans, and PETA losers.

Melvin P. Shlump 

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

Melvin P. Shlump 

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

Debbie Downer 

A stun gun or a taser capable of dropping one to the ground instantly.
She pulled out her Debbie Downer and dropped his ass with 12000 volts of electric current.
Debbie Downer by Black History Month November 15, 2020

Puncherello 

Puncherello, named after officer John Poncherello, from the TV show CHIPS, is a game played while driving; requires two or more players. Object of game is to spot a police vehicle before other players do. First player to see a police vehicle and yell, " PUNCHERELLO" wins. Winner is rewarded by punching all other players on the arm. Game is continuous, never ends. Improves players skills of staying alert, aware, and on-the-lookout, for law enforcement. Multiple cop cruisers count for multiple punches. Police motorcycles, helicopters, horseback, and cyclists count, as well. Any player making a false or mistaken "Puncherello" will receive double the punches from all players. Yelling Puncherello while being pulled over by the police is an instant 20 punch win.
Puncherello is an awesome game; it keeps me aware of pigs, in the area. I stash my illegal items, punch my passenger, and make a quick getaway, before the pigs spot me. It is a win-win!

Chocolate Creampie 

Derived from the word "creampie", it is the act of penetrating and ejaculating in an unsanitary poop-hole.
After I came inside his butthole i noticed my dick was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to Taco Bell, I had experienced my first "chocolate creampie".