3 definitions by Biznatch Man

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 24, 2010

Holideuce

The large dump that is taken after a large holiday meal.

Wow, I ate so much of my grandma's stuffing ,turkey, and apple pie, that I had to take a huge Holideuce when I go home.

by Biznatch Man April 5, 2010

Biznatch

Slang for Business. To get it done with style.. no matter the costs.

Yo, there goes that Biznatch Man... He's straight killing it on that Wall Street mang.

by Biznatch Man November 3, 2009