Definitions by Billy Nurnell

dilbert

After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert

After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.

dilbert by Billy Nurnell July 30, 2008

jimp 

Jimp, or to jimp, is the hypothetical ejaculation or "jizzing" in your pants often followed by the subject experiencing something highly stimulating or pleasurable.

Derived from the phrase "Jizz in my pants"

When Austin beat his favorite video game he exclaimed, "I just jimped!"

jimp by Billy Nurnell April 14, 2007