Billy Goldtsein's definitions

Brobots

A bunch of bros that look the same

Fucking brobots.

by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

Brobots

A bunch of bros that look the same

Fucking brobots.

by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017

Street treat

Noun: candy or other edibles found on the floor

My girlfriend and I greedily devoured the street treat we found by the sewer cover, as the starburst still had the wrapper on.

by Billy Goldtsein December 20, 2019

fritoes

Noun: Toe nails that are so riddled with fungus, that they resemble frito corn chips, albeit not as tasty.

Why do people with fritoes insist on wearing sandals??!!

by Billy Goldtsein August 26, 2018

Maamsplaining

Verb: (of a woman), to explain something to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing

Maamsplaining happens 100 times more often than mansplaining.

by Billy Goldtsein July 25, 2017

IroniCOP

Noun: someone who is always correcting you on the incorrect usage of the word irony or ironic.

My friend is an ironiCOP. It’s ironic because it makes me not want to be friends with him

by Billy Goldtsein February 27, 2020