Billy Goldtsein's definitions

mammsplain

Verb: (of a woman) to explain something to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing

Mammsplaining happens 100 times more often than mansplaining.

by Billy Goldtsein July 25, 2017

Maamsplaining

Verb: (of a woman), to explain something to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing

Maamsplaining happens 100 times more often than mansplaining.

by Billy Goldtsein July 25, 2017

typoon

Noun: a typhoon of typos

I was trying to text a joke when I was hit by a typoon of missing (mispelled) with (words) I did not mean to typical (type).

by Billy Goldtsein March 15, 2019

mom effect

Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

fritoes

Noun: Toe nails that are so riddled with fungus, that they resemble frito corn chips, albeit not as tasty.

Why do people with fritoes insist on wearing sandals??!!

by Billy Goldtsein August 26, 2018

Street treat

Noun: candy or other edibles found on the floor

My girlfriend and I greedily devoured the street treat we found by the sewer cover, as the starburst still had the wrapper on.

by Billy Goldtsein December 20, 2019