Definitions by Billy Goldtsein

World War V 

Noun: the World War involving the entire planet against the virulent microbe known as SARS Cov-2 . It began in 2019 in Wuhan China.

When will world war V end???! I want to get back to the gym

World War V by Billy Goldtsein March 25, 2020

IroniCOP 

Noun: someone who is always correcting you on the incorrect usage of the word irony or ironic.

My friend is an ironiCOP. It’s ironic because it makes me not want to be friends with him

IroniCOP by Billy Goldtsein February 27, 2020

Street treat

Noun: candy or other edibles found on the floor

My girlfriend and I greedily devoured the street treat we found by the sewer cover, as the starburst still had the wrapper on.

Street treat by Billy Goldtsein December 20, 2019

typoon 

Noun: a typhoon of typos

I was trying to text a joke when I was hit by a typoon of missing (mispelled) with (words) I did not mean to typical (type).

typoon by Billy Goldtsein March 15, 2019

fritoes 

Noun: Toe nails that are so riddled with fungus, that they resemble frito corn chips, albeit not as tasty.

Why do people with fritoes insist on wearing sandals??!!

fritoes by Billy Goldtsein August 26, 2018

mom effect 

Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.

mom effect by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

Reads-drop 

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

Reads-drop by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018