The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by Billy November 05, 2004

chief

(v.) To smoke marijuana. Commonly used as slang for "getting high", "smoking up", etc.

Yo let's go chief after school today.

by Billy February 10, 2003

down town brown

Very inexpensive weed, usually located in the inner city and used by People of Color.

Shit, that down town brown was only 20 dollars an eighth.

by Billy March 20, 2005

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 01, 2019

pete rose

-verb -when trying to hit a home run, and the girl is blocking the plate and saying no to your advances, you just plow over the catcher having little disregard for her and get to home plate safely. Thus having sex with her.

the girl last night wouldnt let me stick it in, so i just pulled a pete rose and had sex with her anyway.

by billy March 03, 2005

furtage

The act of Rubbing ones hard penis against another man while in public. Usually occurs in subways

That guy just performed a furtage.

by Billy March 18, 2005

Old Dogging

The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.

Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!

by Billy November 04, 2004