Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

by Billiam Beaver September 16, 2017

dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

loquarrhea

talking annoyingly and uncontrollably, similar to uncontrollable diarrhea

That stupid guy has loquarrhea

by Billiam Beaver June 05, 2018

NSFS

Similar to NSFW, however stands for Not Safe For School, which is more strict than Not Safe For Work, including vulgar words, violent content, sexual content, etc.

This website is definitely NSFS
Just stay away from NSFS content

by Billiam Beaver May 22, 2017

Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016

crass destruction

A mass destruction, but done by a car accident, such as crashing into a wall and breaking it, a large car accident with many vehicles involved, etc.

My mom is a genius and created a crass destruction in the parking garage.

by Billiam Beaver June 09, 2017

turt

trying to be serious and slowly and eventually talking about very disgusting topics

Stop the turt please!
That turting guy is stupid

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016