Definitions by Bill the Cat

draftman's dream 

Flat as a ruler and lies still.

That girl is a draftman's dream.

draftman's dream by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

vertical jogging 

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

vertical jogging by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

taco run

To make a mad dash to the bathroom after getting sick from eating at the Taco Bell.

I had to do a taco run after eating that shit.

taco run by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Welsh rarebit 

A dish from Wales made with old cheese melted on toasted bread. Often called Welsh rabbit because it is thought the people of Wales were to poor to eat meat.

The restaurant has Welsh rarebit on the menu.

Welsh rarebit by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Dutch auction 

A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.

The Dutch auction is how Dutch tulips are bidded on.

Dutch auction by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

w-word 

The four letter word w-o-r-k.

My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.

w-word by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

scotch fiddle by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008