Definitions by Bill H Black

OMJ

Abbreviation for 'Oh my Jesus.'

"I totally kicked that satan worshippers ass last night!" "OMJ!"

OMJ by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

OMK 

Abbreviation for "Oh my Krishna." For those people tired of the stranglehold Christianity has on abbreviated IM speak.

"OMG?"" Up yours buddy, I'm down with Krishna! OMK! OMK to the max!"

OMK by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

Cock Barnacle 

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.

Cock Barnacle by Bill H Black July 21, 2005