poopsatchel

wow this weed sucks it is a poopsatchel
by bill July 10, 2003
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cane

A University of Miami student identified by profuse drug use. Derived from COCAINE
Why can't the Cane player get into a huddle on the field anymore? It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
by Bill May 02, 2004
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Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey
When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.
by bill April 23, 2005
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westside

1. A really, really, shitty high school. It's run by a bunch of fuck-assed cowards who lick each other's scrotums while making retarded policies designed to suck the life essence out of the students who are trapped in the shit-dirty hallways that smell of sex and gay butt sex because of all the rape going on everywhere you look because it's such a fucking shitty school. 2. A place where the administration focuses on ass ramming the students at every possible opportunity despite the fact that they get paid by the students' parents to do exactly the opposite. 3. A whore house in the disguise of a public high school.
Dude, I got laid so many times at Westside yesterday! They have the most sluts of any place I've ever seen in my life!

Guess what happened at Westside today? I got fucked up the butt by the dean!

If I ever wanted a teacher to stick his cock so far up my ass that I would scream, I would definitely go to Westside!

When you go into the Westside guidance department and ask for help, they first dump nasty oil all over you. Then they strip you naked and tie you up. They just got a gay guy, too, so he screws you everywhere with a dildo, which is really fucking sick.
by Bill January 25, 2005
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Malarkey

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.
"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."
by Bill December 03, 2005
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cooze

A cutesy term for vagina, pussy or cunt. Best used around small children.
Don't forget to clean your cooze.
by Bill February 24, 2004
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whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.
He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!
by bill September 22, 2004
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