scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.
'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'
by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003
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paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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stone island

a very expensive brand of Italian designer clothes marketed at very high earning, highly educated Europeans.
Actually mainly worn by British Football thugs as a status symbol
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Doll Head

Derogatory term used in parts of the UK to describe East Africans such as Somalis, Ethiopians,Sudanese etc
Derived from the stereotype that East Africans have slightly enlarged 'doll like' heads.
"Who was it that killed that copper up in Bradford??

A gang of Doll Heads apparently"
by Bigmeuprudeboy June 05, 2009
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fighting

the national pastime of England

In the late 1700's a frenchman wrote a book titled the 'English love of fighting' In it he describes how the English delight in 'fisticufts in the street' and how they would gather round any altercation and whip it up into a full scale brawl. He also observed that the 'English have no love of politics and could never be led to revolution'and that 'they have no religion but gambling and drinking'
Fortunatley things have changed and we can now add footballas another religion
by bigmeuprudeboy October 06, 2003
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begbie

A nutter, a hard case.
A common-or -garden British nutcase that inhabits most towns across the uk
drinks a lot, plays pool, smokes like a chimney, has a shit job or is on the dole.
after the character Francis Begbie from trainspotting
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
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