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Definitions by Biggest brain

You don’t got the balls 

This means you are to afraid to do somthing
Some guy: I bet you don’t got the balls to ask her out on A date

You don’t got the balls 

This means you are to afraid to do somthing
Some guy: I bet you don’t got the balls to ask her out on A date

nut tug of war 

A game where a piece of string have 2 ends that a tied on to the nuts, genitalia, groin, crotch, testicles male. The contestants will walk back and the string will have to go off of nuts but nether contestants can untie the string the losses will get kicked in the nuts
Last time I played nut tug of war I lost and the winer was not wearing no normal shoe of corse it had a Metal front that was not kicked quite softly at my nuts
nut tug of war by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Nut squash 

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something
My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack
Nut squash by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Nut pinch 

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts
Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze
Nut pinch by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Ball spanking 

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
Ball spanking by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Nut busted naked roulette 

Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you

The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette

No my balls are still sore from last night we played