Unique People That Really Exist

another stupid ad at the bottom of the urban dictionary on definitions that stand alone
also not you lol

Urban Dictionary: what ad should we put today? OH I KNOW Let's do Unique People That Really Exist and put a fake picture of a child in a hospital with an eel/alligator tail! :D
Me: just no.
Urban Dictionary: I'm doing it anyway no matter what you say babaaaaayyyy
Me: `~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

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by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

Cat

:> MEOW

Cat :> uwu

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

my face when I found out that you touched my spagheT without my consent

and then I eat your toes and vomit them into your belly button that I widened with my tongue

-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SPAGHET
~`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021

Cancer

What I get when my sister sings.

Sister: LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Me: STOP YOU'RE GIVING ME CANCER

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

chrissy wake up

I DON'T LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY

by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 09, 2022

Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

skribbl.io

A strange realm where people join a server and draw a penis when the word was actually Apple Pie, and they get votekicked

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Me: Oh I'm gonna go play skribbl.io!
Also me: this was a mistake.
what was drawn by pinkpussy69:

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by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 05, 2021