michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing

mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

kirfunkle

another spelling of kerfunkle ~O~

Me: oh kirfunkle kerfunkle funkle my funkleberries ~^~

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

CupcakKe

Writer of Vagina, best singer to ever exist.

Cupcakke: Remind ya, i'm kinda wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina .........
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 05, 2021

chrissy wake up

I DON'T LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY

by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 09, 2022

Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

my face when I found out that you touched my spagheT without my consent

and then I eat your toes and vomit them into your belly button that I widened with my tongue

-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SPAGHET
~`~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021

deeper

what your cat screamed last night when I did it too hard

Cat: OH DEEPER DADDY! I LOVE IT WHEN IT FEELS THIS GOOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SO BIG! OHHHH DEEPER!

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021