Big_Sussy_Amogus's definitions

Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

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my face when I found out that you touched my spagheT without my consent

and then I eat your toes and vomit them into your belly button that I widened with my tongue

-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SPAGHET
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by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

chrissy wake up

I DON'T LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY

by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022

deeper

what your cat screamed last night when I did it too hard

Cat: OH DEEPER DADDY! I LOVE IT WHEN IT FEELS THIS GOOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SO BIG! OHHHH DEEPER!

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

CupcakKe

Writer of Vagina, best singer to ever exist.

Cupcakke: Remind ya, i'm kinda wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina .........
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 5, 2021

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

kirfunkle

another spelling of kerfunkle ~O~

Me: oh kirfunkle kerfunkle funkle my funkleberries ~^~

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021