BigEvil13's definitions

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010

Hot Cosby

An act where one person drugs another person, then proceedes to shit on their chest and/or face.

Debra hit the ground unconscious, and Brent proceeded to give her a Hot Cosby all over her face and hairy chest.

Hot Cosby Feces Shit Defecation

by BigEvil13 November 8, 2015

Scrappy Doo

When a person runs up and violently sprays an unsuspecting person with diarrhea, then yells "Puppy Power!" and slaps them in the face.

I just ate a bunch ov laxatives and I'm going too give that jackass over there a Scrappy Doo.

by BigEvil13 March 14, 2015

Sausage Party

A new take on an old classic. A group ov people line up, and get on their knees, while another person shoves a string ov large sausages up their anus. The person with the string ov large sausages in their anus, then proceeds to expel the sausages from their anus into the mouth ov the first person in the line. The first person the bites into the sausage to hold it in their mouth. The person then continues to work their way down the line, until the all the sausages have been expelled or the last person in line has been reached.

Ron: "Are you going to Debra's sausage party tonight?"

Nivia: "I am. Debra's sausage parties are the place to be. I take the sausages home and use them as dildos."

Tonya: "I'm going too. Last time, I had five sausages in my mouth at once, and didn't even gag."

by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

Rusty Twinkie

A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.

Debra gave Ron a rusty twinkie as a new form ov foreplay last Christmas.

by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

Taffy Pull

A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.

Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.

by BigEvil13 March 9, 2015

Chocolate Churn

When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.

Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.

by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015