A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010
Get the Fallabama Chocolate Chip Wafflemug. by BigEvil13 December 06, 2010
Get the Chocolate Turnovermug. Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?
by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011
Get the Blump-truckmug. When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.
by BigEvil13 March 07, 2015
Get the Chocolate Churnmug. A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
by BigEvil13 December 08, 2010
Get the Fallabama Wafflemug. A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)
1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) Use as warpaint.
6.) Make brownies.
7.) Soft serve icecream.
8.) Fudge blocks.
1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) Use as warpaint.
6.) Make brownies.
7.) Soft serve icecream.
8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
by BigEvil13 August 09, 2016
Get the Strainer Jobmug. Debra hit the ground unconscious, and Brent proceeded to give her a Hot Cosby all over her face and hairy chest.
Hot Cosby Feces Shit Defecation
Hot Cosby Feces Shit Defecation
by BigEvil13 November 08, 2015
Get the Hot Cosbymug.