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Strawberry Fudge Pop

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.
Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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Raspberry Tart

A sex act where one person buries their face into another person's asshole and frantically gnaws on flesh and fecal matter while making raspberry sounds and moving their head side too side.
I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.
by BigEvil13 March 5, 2015
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Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.
I'm going to give you some poody stew.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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Sausage Party

A new take on an old classic. A group ov people line up, and get on their knees, while another person shoves a string ov large sausages up their anus. The person with the string ov large sausages in their anus, then proceeds to expel the sausages from their anus into the mouth ov the first person in the line. The first person the bites into the sausage to hold it in their mouth. The person then continues to work their way down the line, until the all the sausages have been expelled or the last person in line has been reached.
Ron: "Are you going to Debra's sausage party tonight?"

Nivia: "I am. Debra's sausage parties are the place to be. I take the sausages home and use them as dildos."

Tonya: "I'm going too. Last time, I had five sausages in my mouth at once, and didn't even gag."
by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017
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Strainer Job

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016
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Scrappy Doo

When a person runs up and violently sprays an unsuspecting person with diarrhea, then yells "Puppy Power!" and slaps them in the face.
I just ate a bunch ov laxatives and I'm going too give that jackass over there a Scrappy Doo.
by BigEvil13 March 14, 2015
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Angry Snapper

When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.
Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.
by BigEvil13 March 29, 2015
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