BigEvil13's definitions

Strawberry Fudge Pop

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.

Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Raspberry Tart

A sex act where one person buries their face into another person's asshole and frantically gnaws on flesh and fecal matter while making raspberry sounds and moving their head side too side.

I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.

by BigEvil13 March 5, 2015

Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.

I'm going to give you some poody stew.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Strainer Job

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

Shift into Bankai

When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.

I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.

by BigEvil13 November 29, 2022

Hot Cosby

An act where one person drugs another person, then proceedes to shit on their chest and/or face.

Debra hit the ground unconscious, and Brent proceeded to give her a Hot Cosby all over her face and hairy chest.

Hot Cosby Feces Shit Defecation

by BigEvil13 November 8, 2015

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010