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Blump-truck

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"
How would like like a Blump-truck?
by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011
mugGet the Blump-truckmug.

Raspberry Tart

A sex act where one person buries their face into another person's asshole and frantically gnaws on flesh and fecal matter while making raspberry sounds and moving their head side too side.
I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.
by BigEvil13 March 5, 2015
mugGet the Raspberry Tartmug.

Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.
I'm going to give you some poody stew.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
mugGet the Poody Stewmug.

Strainer Job

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016
mugGet the Strainer Jobmug.

Scrappy Doo

When a person runs up and violently sprays an unsuspecting person with diarrhea, then yells "Puppy Power!" and slaps them in the face.
I just ate a bunch ov laxatives and I'm going too give that jackass over there a Scrappy Doo.
by BigEvil13 March 14, 2015
mugGet the Scrappy Doomug.

Strawberry Fudge Pop

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.
Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
mugGet the Strawberry Fudge Popmug.

Shift into Bankai

When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.
I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.
by BigEvil13 November 29, 2022
mugGet the Shift into Bankaimug.

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