purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple
Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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Crack Plaque

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.
by Big Nation April 15, 2003
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Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.
Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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skull bags

a chick wuith tits so big, it hurts your kneck when she rests them on your head
I was sitting there minding my own business at the titty baR, when all of a suddon some chick plopped her tits on my head so hard it hurt my kneck
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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Sand Hammer

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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