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A bunch of 40 + year olds in animal suits tugging each other off to pictures of 10 year old boys
“Hey Jimmy Savile you like kids don’t you?”
“Yes my G ,Garry glitter . I in fact do like kids”
“If you put on an animal costume you would be the definition of a furry”
“I would wouldn’t I because me and furrys have lots in common , like we both like kids and we’re both hated by society and just like furrys I should kill my self even though I’m less of a twat than any furry in existence

Especially that majira cunt little wanker he’s a right nonce”
Jim :“Oi your a twat”
Garry: “I’m not a furry I am a nonce though

Dustbin cheese 

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid
Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”
Haha hitler k/d joke funny hello fellow gamers
Hitler k/d joke isnt overused I play gamer games like CoD and half life 2
The place that once was beautiful but had now been taken over by cringey furry RP servers like ‘Furrys jacking off
And ‘a bunch of gay furrys’
And ‘midnight’ (I raided that one 🙃)
And ‘gay furry jack off session’
And ‘ram a baseball bat up my arse because I’m a furry’
And ‘auschwitz role play’
And ‘growling at strangers for attention so that we get hated even more’
And ‘C U N T M U N C H ...but only in our dreams because we’re lonely twats’
Hey you know discord
Yes it was my home and it was beautiful
The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”

Schindlers list 

A movie that needed more nudity

If you know then you know , W2S gang
Yoooooooo have you seen Schindlers list

No