Joe

The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”
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Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid
Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”
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Stan

This is Stan say hello to Stan

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Stan .
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Discord

The place that once was beautiful but had now been taken over by cringey furry RP servers like ‘Furrys jacking off
And ‘a bunch of gay furrys’
And ‘midnight’ (I raided that one 🙃)
And ‘gay furry jack off session’
And ‘ram a baseball bat up my arse because I’m a furry’
And ‘auschwitz role play’
And ‘growling at strangers for attention so that we get hated even more’
And ‘C U N T M U N C H ...but only in our dreams because we’re lonely twats’
Hey you know discord
Yes it was my home and it was beautiful
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Will

The wanker with the glasses
Oi Will your a briefcase wanker
Haha like the inbetweeners you know funny swearing show with yellow and one red door car and bumder and neils dad and bullshit and Minge and those 2 movies that happened and wills fit mum and YOU TWAT
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Bob smith

The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name
Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”

You : “ Bob Smith”

Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt
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Furrys

A bunch of 40 + year olds in animal suits tugging each other off to pictures of 10 year old boys
“Hey Jimmy Savile you like kids don’t you?”
“Yes my G ,Garry glitter . I in fact do like kids”
“If you put on an animal costume you would be the definition of a furry”
“I would wouldn’t I because me and furrys have lots in common , like we both like kids and we’re both hated by society and just like furrys I should kill my self even though I’m less of a twat than any furry in existence

Especially that majira cunt little wanker he’s a right nonce”
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