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School shooting

What happens when the emo kids listens to too much screamo and foster the people
Are you a school shooter doing a school shooting

Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
If you buy now you will get an AKG 47 with a free mpx !
AKG 47 , fuck society
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Micheal

Hello Micheal, you know who you are

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Crisps
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Schindlers list

A movie that needed more nudity

If you know then you know , W2S gang
Yoooooooo have you seen Schindlers list

No
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Stan

This is Stan say hello to Stan

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Stan .
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Joe

The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”
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Will

The wanker with the glasses
Oi Will your a briefcase wanker
Haha like the inbetweeners you know funny swearing show with yellow and one red door car and bumder and neils dad and bullshit and Minge and those 2 movies that happened and wills fit mum and YOU TWAT
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Discord

The place that once was beautiful but had now been taken over by cringey furry RP servers like ‘Furrys jacking off
And ‘a bunch of gay furrys’
And ‘midnight’ (I raided that one 🙃)
And ‘gay furry jack off session’
And ‘ram a baseball bat up my arse because I’m a furry’
And ‘auschwitz role play’
And ‘growling at strangers for attention so that we get hated even more’
And ‘C U N T M U N C H ...but only in our dreams because we’re lonely twats’
Hey you know discord
Yes it was my home and it was beautiful
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