Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.
by Big big biscuit September 03, 2021
The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
Hulking, patch bearded, West Virginian mountain man of legend. Sometimes mistaken for the Cryptid Sasquatch but can be distinguished by his bloody overalls and his tattered straw hat. He hides along the highways and byways in West Virginia waiting on unsuspecting motorists to pull over so that he can steal their legs. Legs are considered a delicacy in West Virginia. There’s an entire underground market run by a frail, wire haired man named Cotton Peanut. Wes’aGinny often works alone but sometimes employs a cohort named Aberdeen in his leg harvesting activities.
by Big big biscuit November 06, 2022
*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!
Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*
Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023