Definitions by Big big biscuit

Crap Nap 

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

Crap Nap by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Swedish Meatball 

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

Swedish Meatball by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Wes’aGinny

Hulking, patch bearded, West Virginian mountain man of legend. Sometimes mistaken for the Cryptid Sasquatch but can be distinguished by his bloody overalls and his tattered straw hat. He hides along the highways and byways in West Virginia waiting on unsuspecting motorists to pull over so that he can steal their legs. Legs are considered a delicacy in West Virginia. There’s an entire underground market run by a frail, wire haired man named Cotton Peanut. Wes’aGinny often works alone but sometimes employs a cohort named Aberdeen in his leg harvesting activities.

You don’t want to drive by way of West Virginia, Wes’aGinny’ll eat your legs

Wes’aGinny by Big big biscuit November 6, 2022

Montana Bedroom Slippers 

Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.

The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.

Montana Bedroom Slippers by Big big biscuit September 3, 2021