Big aldo's definitions

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

aff yon

To be tired of the banality of the current social situation

Stop talking, you’re about as funny as toothache, i’m aff yon

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

like yon tae

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

unshatisfied

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement

I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

buzzburns

The act of deliberately shaving of your sideburns to leave yourself looking like a cross between chopper reid and a sex offender

‘Dev’ from coronation street has ‘sideburns’ but Roy Cropper has dem ‘buzzburns’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

memedonk

Someone so dumb that their life is adversely effected by the simple act of reading a facebook meme

I unfollowed her, she’s such a memedonk, with her calafornia karma hippy bullshit

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019