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Definitions by Big aldo

Efficiency king 

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.
Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.
Efficiency king by Big aldo January 1, 2022

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

emotional masterbation 

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that showmiscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
emotional masterbation by Big aldo October 15, 2020

with default 

To denote someone who isn’t on facebook when checking into an establishment
Checking into the sports bar with stuart aka with default the guy with no face in create mode lol
with default by Big aldo September 8, 2020

fud flute 

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes
Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour
fud flute by Big aldo March 5, 2020

diversity cake 

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour
Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go
diversity cake by Big aldo February 7, 2020

patter plagiary 

The act of repeating the genuis and wit of another to appear funny
Stop using my terms when i’m not in to new people, that’s pure patter plagiary son.
patter plagiary by Big aldo October 30, 2019