diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 07, 2020

patter plagiary

The act of repeating the genuis and wit of another to appear funny

Stop using my terms when i’m not in to new people, that’s pure patter plagiary son.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places

Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 05, 2020

memedonk

Someone so dumb that their life is adversely effected by the simple act of reading a facebook meme

I unfollowed her, she’s such a memedonk, with her calafornia karma hippy bullshit

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019