Big aldo's definitions

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

unshatisfied

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement

I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020

generation fud

Term to describe people born anytime after 2000 that seem to have at least one fashionably popular ailment or disorder such as gluten intolerance or a phobia of beans etc

How the fuck can you be scared of beans? You generation fud idiot!

by Big aldo September 7, 2019

pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

with default

To denote someone who isn’t on facebook when checking into an establishment

Checking into the sports bar with stuart aka with default the guy with no face in create mode lol

by Big aldo September 8, 2020

memedonk

Someone so dumb that their life is adversely effected by the simple act of reading a facebook meme

I unfollowed her, she’s such a memedonk, with her calafornia karma hippy bullshit

by Big aldo July 13, 2019