Big aldo's definitions

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

trendskipper

When you couldn’t care less what’s hot and what’s not

Stick your gucci n vans up yer hole i’m a trendskipper

by Big aldo December 6, 2018

standard glue

to be expected, as standard

When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue

by Big aldo July 13, 2018

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

aff yon

To be tired of the banality of the current social situation

Stop talking, you’re about as funny as toothache, i’m aff yon

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

like yon tae

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

unshatisfied

Constipated, unable to perform a natural bowel movement

I’ve been to the bathroom 3 times, but alas i remain unshatisfied

by Big aldo July 13, 2019