by Big Tom April 07, 2009
Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”
by Big Tom December 24, 2018
by Big Tom June 05, 2005
by Big Tom September 04, 2005
What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.
Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?
Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.
Police Officer: Oh okay.
Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.
Police Officer: Oh okay.
by Big Tom September 14, 2007
by Big Tom September 26, 2006
by Big Tom May 14, 2005