Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

by Big Tom April 07, 2009

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom June 05, 2005

burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

by Big Tom September 04, 2005

he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

by Big Tom September 14, 2007

quadajo

What a Cuban or Puerto Rican says when they are pissed off.

Oh my god, pedro, what out for the bus!!!!! Quadajo!!!!!!

by Big Tom September 26, 2006

Riding Honky

When a black person rides in the back seat of a two-door car

Look at that black dude riding honky.

by Big Tom May 14, 2005