Definitions by Big Tim 1949

snotgasm 

Sudden, spontaneous, copious clearing of a stuffed up nose, often with embarrassing results, especially when it occurs in public with no tissue or other aid nearby. Snotgasms often lead to huge bouts of sneezing. Ironically, many people also experience much sneezing after other sorts of gasms as well.

Emily was just about to read the Old Testament lesson at early service when she had a huge snotgasm and ended up sneezing all over the Bible.

snotgasm by Big Tim 1949 January 9, 2010

sympathy shave 

Shaving your head because a friend is in cancer chemotherapy and loses her hair.

What a nice picture. I'm happy your friends care enough about you to get sympathy shaves.

sympathy shave by big tim 1949 October 1, 2009

Rack Monster 

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.

"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."

Rack Monster by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009