Definitions by Big T Bag

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

Ape Tendons by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

When a woman has large saggy breasts and the nipples point directly to the ground when not supported.

I thought that bitch had some nice, big-ass titties, but when she took her bra off, they ended up being down-spouts.

down-spouts by Big T Bag October 22, 2008