Big Steve's definitions

grind

Eat; chew; masticate (from the grinding motion of the molars)

I gotta go grind -- let's get some chow

by Big Steve February 4, 2006

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 2, 2007

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004

Blue Foo

A person who knows how to kick hiatus. A Blue Foo is also someone who has fantasies over older women...much older women. Blue Foos pwn.

Hey dude you are awesome....you are a true Blue Foo.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

Loc

Someone or something originating or belonging to the immediate environment; short for local.

What's up loc?

by Big Steve September 3, 2003

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003