24 definitions by Big Nation

Wawsh it Gewd

When your old lady lets you bang her in the ass, then she sucks your dirty junk tiill there is no soup left on it. AKA Cleaning the stew pipe

Dude! My girl washed it good for me last night. I bet she can really WAWSH IT GEWD

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

numb gums

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

by Big Nation February 23, 2004

Elmered

When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face

After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

Leather face

Some dude who thinks he's cool on the racquetball court

Cool like leatherface

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.

Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash

by Big Nation March 27, 2003