Big Nation's definitions

Elmered

When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face

After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Leather face

Some dude who thinks he's cool on the racquetball court

Cool like leatherface

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple

Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Flounder Face

When you take such a shit, it makes you feel like both of your eyes are on one side of your head

Damn. Taht shit I just bushed out was so big. I was makin a face as to where I be felt like both of my eye balls were on one side of my head.

by Big Nation March 31, 2003

Wawsh it Gewd

When your old lady lets you bang her in the ass, then she sucks your dirty junk tiill there is no soup left on it. AKA Cleaning the stew pipe

Dude! My girl washed it good for me last night. I bet she can really WAWSH IT GEWD

by Big Nation March 27, 2003