Definitions by Big Nation

numb gums 

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

numb gums by Big Nation February 23, 2004

Wang Meringue 

What you blast all over your girls ass, chest, face and stomach right after you retract.

The $ shot in every porn movie

Wang Meringue by Big Nation May 29, 2003

ass dolphin 

when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.

something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.

ass dolphin by Big Nation May 12, 2003

Crack Plaque 

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.

Crack Plaque by Big Nation April 15, 2003

Mandruff 

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

Mandruff by Big Nation April 11, 2003

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity by Big nation April 7, 2003

Lodge Faced 

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

Lodge Faced by Big Nation April 4, 2003