jorts

jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious

Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?

by Big Moop September 14, 2008

moop

Noun: derogatory slang; a stupid bastard

Verb: to move about aimlessly with no real sense of purpose, perhaps due to stupidity or depression

Noun: Look at that big moop over there in his jorts. What a loser.

Verb: He's been mooping around ever since his jorts got stolen.

by Big Moop September 14, 2008

swooge

a good time or anything that you think is really cool

I just went to JC Penney's and a new shipment of jorts came in! Man, that's swooge!

by Big Moop September 14, 2008