Definitions by Big Lunch

Loaded Up 

When a man is sexually aroused and has a chub, but not yet a full-blown erection.

Man, that guy is loaded up! Look at that thing! He is almost ready to go!

Loaded Up by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

Loaded Up 

When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.

I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.

Loaded Up by Big Lunch May 26, 2024

Velcro dick 

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

Velcro dick by Big Lunch March 28, 2024