5 definition by Big Jerms

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1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.
"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"
by Big Jerms July 28, 2005

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1. to punch in the balls while performing oral sex.
"when Coreys mom was sucking him off, she was giving him a bapple."
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005

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1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.
"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005

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1. a person that is worthless to the world, and should be gotten rid of.

2. a roller coaster in Arkansas.
"Man, that Corey Shultz is a real cockblast."

"Hey, lets go ride the Cockblast."
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005

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1. similar to the shocker, although, while sucking a guy off, inserting your fist into his anus, and wiggling your fingers around for hightened pleasure.
"Last night Coreys mom gave me an awesome forsythe, she got a huge load on her face"
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005

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