Definitions by Big Jerms

cock blast 

1. a person that is worthless to the world, and should be gotten rid of.

2. a roller coaster in Arkansas.

"Man, that Corey Shultz is a real cockblast."

"Hey, lets go ride the Cockblast."

cock blast by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

cum blasted 

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

cum blasted by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

pumping a grumpy 

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

pumping a grumpy by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

bapple 

1. to punch in the balls while performing oral sex.

"when Coreys mom was sucking him off, she was giving him a bapple."

bapple by Big Jerms August 23, 2005