Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Big Jenk

fojpunt

High pressure passing situation where an errant throw or miscue results in the destruction, loss, or permanent damage of the object

Cuban brad was looking for a daring way to get his football over the canyon to his friend Paxton, so he decided to attempt a fojpunt.

fojpunt by Big jenk November 15, 2023

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Inventor of the jersey swap by players following sporting events. Pioneer of the modern post game jersey tradition.

Chaz and Axel got a great post game picture with each other’s jerseys on, all thanks to the famed Javin Jerzeswup.

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Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.

“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”

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inventor of paid time off, hangs out mostly around the holidays

Ox has work next Monday, luckily im hanging out with Thomas Paidtimoff

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