DonkeyPalooza

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.
So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009
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Trim That Kitty

To shave the pussy. Usually used as a derogatory demand.
I first heard the term in a strip club in Atlanta. The dancer had a massive bush that made her look like she had Chewbacca in a headlock. A drunk redneck sitting in front of the stage was startled when he looked up and saw the giant overgrown patch. He hollered out, "Whoa, trim that kitty".
by Big Hugh Jardon May 31, 2009
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tritzle

A tritzle is that little bit of puke that drips out of your mouth after you throw up - usually from drinking too much.
Wipe that tritzle off your chin before you go back in the club.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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Klystron 9

Any machine or device that is totally useless but sounds important solely based on it's name.
An overly complex and imaginary device that pretends to have the ability to predict weather.

The name, Klystron 9, was stolen from a cheap science fiction novel from the 1950's. In that novel Klystron 9 was a planet in the Holloway Galaxy and was inhabited by the Ruechels.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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Arby's

Arby's is slang for "roast beef". Roast beef being defined as over sized labia.

Usage: Yeah, she's cute but she's got a bad case of Arby's.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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Paki loomer

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.
I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.
by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009
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