tube scraper

A turd of considerable size. Usually a highfiber one that due to its girth seems to scrape out your poop tube one the way out.

Ah, man I took such a tube scraper I could actually see the toilet sweat.

by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005

paint peeler

A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.

Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?

by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005

slider

A big greasy shit. The type of turd that when you are finished you realize that a shower would be more appropriate than toilet paper. The type of shit you get if you eat too much Mc Donalds.

The swamp ass probably wouldn't be as bad if I hadn't taken a big greasy slider after lunch.

by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005