Bidet Mate's definitions

Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

by Bidet Mate July 27, 2016

Jurasshole

Overly rude elderly person.

That impatient jurasshole just cut ahead of me in line.

by Bidet Mate July 24, 2016

Sticker

A stool that leaves an immense amount of residue as it exits the sphincter.

Antonym: Slipper

Oh man, not a sticker! It's going to take a half a roll and 15 minutes to clean my cheecks.

by Bidet Mate July 24, 2016

Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

by Bidet Mate July 27, 2016

Galloping Lumpuckeroo

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.

After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

by Bidet Mate July 21, 2016

Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

by Bidet Mate July 27, 2016