A poem.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh it’s juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach
Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough
When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That I wish to lick her twat
Oh it’s juicy flavor
Is a taste that I thoroughly savor
With each lick comes hints of peach
That cause my wiener to leach
Oh and how she sucks me off
Is only marred by when she has to cough
When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb
But it only makes me want to cum
Her tits so thick
Provide amusement for my dick
Her ass is truly a bubble
But fucking it gets me in trouble
Brooke Baldwin is so hot
That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.
I wrote this at halftime of the Creighton Zaga game so sorry for mistakes!!! Brooke Baldwin is hot and I am bored...
by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021
The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.
Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…
Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…
by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021
1 Having control over your weapon to ensure the best shot.
2 The most retarded of the liberal ideologies.
2 The most retarded of the liberal ideologies.
1 Donovan has great gun control.
2 Biden wants gun control and if he succeeds then we are figuratively fucked in the ass.
2 Biden wants gun control and if he succeeds then we are figuratively fucked in the ass.
by Biden is a dick April 15, 2021
The name given to the endless trailer park ghetto in North Reno. It is especially dangerous in the wintertime as snow will often hide the heroin needles and condoms that lay on the sidewalk.
by Biden is a dick April 28, 2021
The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...
by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021
1 City located in the state of Nevada. Approximately 400 miles from Las Vegas. Lacks the palm trees and warm weather. Snow is common as the elevation is 4400 feet above sea level. Known for having dirty cheap casinos intermingled with old brick houses. Major drug and crime issue.
2 The male name equivalent of the female name Brooklyn. Why people have such strong desires to name their kids after slimy project-like cities I will never know…
2 The male name equivalent of the female name Brooklyn. Why people have such strong desires to name their kids after slimy project-like cities I will never know…
1 (let’s go Reno, go skiing, inhale some second hand smoke, and burn some trash in a 55 gallon drum…
2 (guy one) why the fuck did your parents name you after a disgusting city?
( guy two) they named my sister Brooklyn so they wanted to go all out on the ghetto naming scheme…
2 (guy one) why the fuck did your parents name you after a disgusting city?
( guy two) they named my sister Brooklyn so they wanted to go all out on the ghetto naming scheme…
by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021
Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.
by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021