Biddy's definitions

television

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

by Biddy March 6, 2005

Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005

Arsenal

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better

Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile

by Biddy March 12, 2005

imdb

Noun: Internet Movie DataBase. Its Earths Biggest Movie Database!

Kevin Smith made Clerks in 1994

by Biddy March 27, 2005

athlete

A kick-ass British band, who are very underrated

Just go listen to their album; Vehicles and Animals

by Biddy December 13, 2004

britney spears

A singer from Louisiana who I got beaten up and knocked unconsious for 4 hours for saying that I like her.

I'm not gonna stop liking her just because some twats beat me senseless

by Biddy February 7, 2005

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005