Biafra J's definitions

fox news

If you hate Fox as much as i do, check this movie out- Outfoxed. Its a documentary on what goes on behind the scenes. Extremely good.

Its shocking how easy it is to fool the american public.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

tetris 99

probably one of the best tetris rave remixes ever.

Total hype up down here.

brilliant with dolby

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Blonde

Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.

Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.

(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Frasier

a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.

Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.

Most intelligent comedy ever.

Very Hoity Toity.

Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.

(Canned Laughter)

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

we're canadian

Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.

"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"

by Biafra J August 10, 2004