Skip to main content

Biafra J's definitions

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning of Life is for you to explain. there is no such thing, no answer in a book to read and gasp.

Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.
Dude, the meaning of life 42...which i dont have a flying fuck what it its. yes, i did check it out. something about hitchhikers.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
mugGet the The Meaning Of Lifemug.

Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
mugGet the Average Joemug.

period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?
men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death
by Biafra J October 29, 2004
mugGet the periodmug.

important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.
by Biafra J August 24, 2004
mugGet the importantmug.

Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.
Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
mugGet the Cassanotmug.

The truth about what makes Japan so great

Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.

They're just like you and me.
By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!
by Biafra J October 7, 2004
mugGet the The truth about what makes Japan so greatmug.

Friends

For a while Friends was actually a very funny show, with it's good characters and strange mishaps-but something happened.

It didn't have the strength any more to keep itself up. i dont know what did it, 9/11, the actors not getting along, but most of the time it was too sentimental and never really gave a good laugh, and tried to force us to laugh with its canned humour.
its the sad truth, but how realistic was it anyway? 6 friends who live together and get along, have loads of money, have great boyfriends and brilliant houses.
I mean Malcolm in the Middle is a funny show because you can relate to it. but im not going to get into that.
The show was nothing about New York-the friends were very isolated, never talking about anything outside their lives and the show really started to stink.

And it only ever had ethnics in it as the token guys.

Dont think i dont like friends-im a huge fan of friends! i just think that the way it ended could have been handled so much better.I know im not the only one to feel this way as nearly everyone i meet goes on about how much better friends used to be.

There's always hope! Matt le Blanc, who plays Joey, is doing his own comedy series called "Joey", which i think is already showing in the US.

At least he's making something of his career.He once starred in a film about a monkey that could play baseball.
It was shit.
Chandler."Could i be more (Insert)

Friends always go on about Chandler saying this, but i havent heard him say it once! when does he say it?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
mugGet the Friendsmug.

Share this definition