haddam hussein

Saddam Hussein's much camper and nicer brother, who lives in Niraq, and gives flowers and honey to nuns and orphans, and abolished the use of guns, except for the use of hanging flower baskets.

what a nice guy- shame his brother's an asshola

by Biafra J February 03, 2005

fox news

If you hate Fox as much as i do, check this movie out- Outfoxed. Its a documentary on what goes on behind the scenes. Extremely good.

Its shocking how easy it is to fool the american public.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004

virgin lips

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.

Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

British Flick

Anything to do with drugs, war, violence and gangstas. usually a cockney in it who you want to kick the fuck out of.

"Aright, me old matey?Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny, chim chim cheroo..."

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

super furry animals

A very strange american animated show consisting of really cute animals getting slaughtered brutally in funny ways. each episode lasts about 4 minutes. extremely addictive.

Laa laa la la la, Laa laa la la la....

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.

Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...

by Biafra J August 10, 2004