Biafra J's definitions

super furry animals

oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.

Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.

by Biafra J July 31, 2004

period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?

men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death

by Biafra J October 29, 2004

Ethiopia

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.

What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

Brunch

A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.

They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.

ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.

Brunch? What retard came up with that?

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

virgin lips

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.

Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.

Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...

by Biafra J August 10, 2004