malebranch

real nasty motherfuckers.

part of the whole hell thingie.

by Biafra J August 23, 2004

laughing

quite scary to hear and usually sounds like a cat choking on a tyre.

scares the shit out of animals.
no wonder ET fucked off.

by Biafra J October 28, 2004

Lewa

A description of a black girl, with a nice face, great ass and and massive tats. A treat.

Fuck me, did ye see that Lewa back there? Me dick is actin up already

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

PG Tips

Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.

Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.

Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.

Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!

Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.

Geordie Pigeon. Righto.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

tony blair

Officialy done more damage than marge thatcher.

Tony blair is a ponce at the very best.

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

Tube Air

That lovely warm, air that shoots down the metro hall while waiting for a train. one of the warmest feelings a briton can get.

Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.

"Och aye, ye cant beat a bit of best"

by Biafra J July 13, 2004