Biafra J's definitions
A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
Get the Gordon Gentalmug. Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
Get the Heavy Shagmug. A fairly funny 80s American comedy which situated around a very wealthy black family and most known for starring Will Smith.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
Get the Fresh Prince of Belairmug. the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Get the Swag Tvmug. The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.
Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.
Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.
Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?
Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!
DH. Bring me Peter Pan!
NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...
Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!
DH. Bring me Peter Pan!
NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...
by Biafra J July 25, 2004
Get the Gringingmug. Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.
Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!
Bollocks.
if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!
Bollocks.
if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?
Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.
yank.Is that a siren?
Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.
yank.Is that a siren?
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
Get the faslanemug. The Meaning of Life is for you to explain. there is no such thing, no answer in a book to read and gasp.
Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.
Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.
Dude, the meaning of life 42...which i dont have a flying fuck what it its. yes, i did check it out. something about hitchhikers.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
Get the The Meaning Of Lifemug.