Definitions by Bexmeister

NJP 

No Judgement Please: used as a preface to an embarrassing question to ask people not to be judged in their answers.

NJP: I cheated on my bf and he doesn't know, should I tell him?

NJP by Bexmeister January 10, 2024

Cisit 

(v.) Visit a city. Contraction of City + Visit. Often seen in questions about travelling salespeople in introductory computer science classes.

"Hey Bob, what are you doing for winter vacation?"
"I'm cisiting all over America - I'll be hitting the 25 most populous cities"
"Sounds like a blast! Have you thought of an efficient order to cisit all 25?"
"Hmm no, perhaps I'll devise an algorithm to help me figure it out..."

Cisit by Bexmeister September 22, 2022

Lexiophile 

Bastardization of "lexiphile" (itself a fake word) originated by Peter Frederick to fuck with his readers. It's supposed to mean someone who loves reading, based off the greek lexikos ("of or for words") and philia ("fondness").

"If your audience is a lexiophile (look it up), supply a veritable smorgasbord of stimulating sentences."
-Peter Frederick in Persuasive Writing: How to Harness the Power of Words

Lexiophile by Bexmeister January 28, 2021

chalash 

the english spelling of חלש

Shimon chalashed when he found out he forgot his wife's birthday

chalash by Bexmeister September 17, 2013

חלש 

a yeshivish word for faint

"We saw Tzvi חלש when he got his tax returns"

חלש by Bexmeister September 16, 2013

shvigger 

Yiddish: mother in law.

The average yeshiva guy is on very good terms with the shvigger. Then comes the wedding.

shvigger by Bexmeister September 15, 2013