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Smart Person "Happy Martin Luther Koon Day!"
Dumb Person "Don't you mean Martin Luther King Day?"
Smart Person "Nope. I said it right."
MLK

Pick A Dick 

The choice a female (or male) make when deciding what dick to take.
Man "Pick A Dick"
Woman "Geesh. Don't rush me. I'm thinking"
The number one goal of EVERYTHING in life. When given a choice between Winning and Losing, ALWAYS pick winning. Winning is the ONLY thing that matters in life.
Me "I love winning!"