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chump change

A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.

Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!

by Bert Bert August 15, 2005

Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")

Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"

by Bert Bert August 8, 2005

what's crackalakin' homeslice?

Wigga for "what is happening, homeboy?"

Guy 1: "Brett thinks he's black"
Guy 2: "That wigga is fucked up"
Guy 3: "word"
Brett: "What's crackalakin' homeslice?"
Guy 2: "Go home Brett, your not black"
Brett: "DAAAMN! Y'all been drinkin' haterade up in hear!"

by Bert Bert August 8, 2005