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Five pounds sterling worth of herb. Can come in a bag or cling film.
Dealer: How much do you want?
Stoner: Do you shot fives?
Dealer: Standard, blud
Stoner: Meet me outside park in ten minutes
Dealer: Safe
by Bert Bert August 18, 2005
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A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by Bert Bert September 5, 2005
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Wigga for "what is happening, homeboy?"
Guy 1: "Brett thinks he's black"
Guy 2: "That wigga is fucked up"
Guy 3: "word"
Brett: "What's crackalakin' homeslice?"
Guy 2: "Go home Brett, your not black"
Brett: "DAAAMN! Y'all been drinkin' haterade up in hear!"
by Bert Bert July 19, 2005
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