Definitions by Bernard Bangwanger

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

Oralgasim 

a female voice creating peak feelings of pleasure

Listening to Caroline Smith gave me an oralgasim.

Oralgasim by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Womanual 

a reference book pertaining to the mental reasoning and physical functions of an adult female person

There's nothing in the womanual about why women go to the bathroom in groups

Womanual by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Specterrible 

impressively bad

The movie GI Joe was specterrible

Specterrible by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation 

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

Procrasturbation by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

dogvertising 

placing an ad on a dog

dogvertising has helped spread the use of the word procrasturbation

dogvertising by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Sweater Poncho 

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

Sweater Poncho by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004