Dairyrhea

The condition of having loose stools when you are lactose intolerant and you consumed dairy products.

I had to end the date short after our milkshakes because I had a horrible case of dairyrhea.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 11, 2011

Sargasm

A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."

After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 21, 2010

masturdebating

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.

Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 30, 2010

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004

dogvertising

placing an ad on a dog

dogvertising has helped spread the use of the word procrasturbation

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Specterrible

impressively bad

The movie GI Joe was specterrible

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010