Womanual

a reference book pertaining to the mental reasoning and physical functions of an adult female person

There's nothing in the womanual about why women go to the bathroom in groups

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Sperm Whale

1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.

Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
Pete: Oh. Then kudos to you.

by Bernard Bangwanger September 24, 2011

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004

dogvertising

placing an ad on a dog

dogvertising has helped spread the use of the word procrasturbation

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Oralgasim

a female voice creating peak feelings of pleasure

Listening to Caroline Smith gave me an oralgasim.

by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

masturdebating

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.

Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 29, 2010