Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bensta

virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

virginia wood by Bensta December 28, 2005

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drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

Cap'n Crunch by Bensta December 28, 2005

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a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes

Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.

STD grab-bag by Bensta December 28, 2005

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- n. - Someone's "bitch", prostetute" or "ho"

Don't mess with her, she's mah bitchcandie

bitchcandie by Bensta November 25, 2005

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- n. - The act of magnifying the breastal area

Wow, this milkshake magnifier really does the job! THey look 10 times bigger!

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