Bensta's definitions

blowhole

a Hawaiian prostetute's vagina

Homie 1: So where are you going fo yo family vacation?
Homie 2: Hawaii...
Homie 1: Why?
Homie 2: I wanna get some sweet blowhole...mmmmmm.....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

STD grab-bag

a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes

Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.

by Bensta December 28, 2005