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A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."
Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Get the Rebound Bitch mug.When a man fucks a women and she queefs, the queef enters his pee-hole and exits through his mouth. The final result is the man burping the queef.
Robby: Dude when I fucked Maddy yesterday, I got Benqueedoed.
Colton: Dude you totally got Benqueedoed!
Wayde: Dude, does your mouth still taste like Benqueedo?
Arandeep: I remember when I first got Benqueedoed!
Colton: Dude you totally got Benqueedoed!
Wayde: Dude, does your mouth still taste like Benqueedo?
Arandeep: I remember when I first got Benqueedoed!
by Benqueedo Man September 12, 2016
Get the Benqueedo mug.When you break up with your girlfriend, so you immediately have to find another woman to take her place. This backup woman is usually referred to as the rebound bitch.
by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Get the Rebound Bitch mug.One who is very fucking tall, often named Colton. Thus the Colton is the tallest kid in school, and hangs out with kids a grade lower. Coltons must complete the Journey of the Giraffe in order to achieve total Giraffe like height. The Colton is packed with creme goodness, and is a gentle creature of the night. Coltons make good friends and give amazing piggy back rides.
by Benqueedo Man September 12, 2016
Get the Colton mug.When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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