Definitions by Benqueedo Man
Reed
Your average reed will be wearing non-prescribed glasses and speak with a vast vocabulary to try to make him self appear smart. Even though he doesn't understand the word or know how to pronounce it, he will say it anyway. They are sometimes acquitted with a beanie that makes them look like a hipster. Does he drink coffee and pretend to be an enthusiast, yes. Does he say dumb jokes and try to be funny, yes. Will he ask you a question just so he can answer it himself, yes. Does he have his parents write his college essays for him, yes. Does he like to guzzle Dosh Jean's cum, yes.
Dosh: Hey what did you get for question 12?
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
Reed by Benqueedo Man December 6, 2016
Rebound Bitch
When you break up with your girlfriend, so you immediately have to find another woman to take her place. This backup woman is usually referred to as the rebound bitch.
Rebound Bitch by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Rebound Bitch
When you break up with your girlfriend, so you immediately have to find another woman to take her place. This backup woman is usually referred to as the rebound bitch.
Rebound Bitch by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Hump and Dump
A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.
Hump and Dump by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Stale Jew
A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."
Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
Stale Jew by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Cockblock
When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.
Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Cockblock by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Homework Clinger
When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Homework Clinger by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016