One who is very fucking tall, often named Colton. Thus the Colton is the tallest kid in school, and hangs out with kids a grade lower. Coltons must complete the Journey of the Giraffe in order to achieve total Giraffe like height. The Colton is packed with creme goodness, and is a gentle creature of the night. Coltons make good friends and give amazing piggy back rides.
by Benqueedo Man September 12, 2016
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Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Get the Rebound Bitch mug.When a man fucks a women and she queefs, the queef enters his pee-hole and exits through his mouth. The final result is the man burping the queef.
Robby: Dude when I fucked Maddy yesterday, I got Benqueedoed.
Colton: Dude you totally got Benqueedoed!
Wayde: Dude, does your mouth still taste like Benqueedo?
Arandeep: I remember when I first got Benqueedoed!
Colton: Dude you totally got Benqueedoed!
Wayde: Dude, does your mouth still taste like Benqueedo?
Arandeep: I remember when I first got Benqueedoed!
by Benqueedo Man September 12, 2016
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Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Get the Rebound Bitch mug.Your average reed will be wearing non-prescribed glasses and speak with a vast vocabulary to try to make him self appear smart. Even though he doesn't understand the word or know how to pronounce it, he will say it anyway. They are sometimes acquitted with a beanie that makes them look like a hipster. Does he drink coffee and pretend to be an enthusiast, yes. Does he say dumb jokes and try to be funny, yes. Will he ask you a question just so he can answer it himself, yes. Does he have his parents write his college essays for him, yes. Does he like to guzzle Dosh Jean's cum, yes.
Dosh: Hey what did you get for question 12?
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
by Benqueedo Man December 06, 2016
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