Benqueedo Man's definitions
When you break up with your girlfriend, so you immediately have to find another woman to take her place. This backup woman is usually referred to as the rebound bitch.
by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Get the Rebound Bitchmug. When you break up with your girlfriend, so you immediately have to find another woman to take her place. This backup woman is usually referred to as the rebound bitch.
by Benqueedo Man October 24, 2016
Get the Rebound Bitchmug. When a man fucks a women and she queefs, the queef enters his pee-hole and exits through his mouth. The final result is the man burping the queef.
Robby: Dude when I fucked Maddy yesterday, I got Benqueedoed.
Colton: Dude you totally got Benqueedoed!
Wayde: Dude, does your mouth still taste like Benqueedo?
Arandeep: I remember when I first got Benqueedoed!
Colton: Dude you totally got Benqueedoed!
Wayde: Dude, does your mouth still taste like Benqueedo?
Arandeep: I remember when I first got Benqueedoed!
by Benqueedo Man September 12, 2016
Get the Benqueedomug. When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.
Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Cockblockmug. When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Homework Clingermug. A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."
Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Stale Jewmug. A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Hump and Dumpmug.