kansas

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.
by benormous April 17, 2006
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flintstoning it

The style used when brakes and/or pedals are useless on a bicycle.

Using your feet to stop or move your bike.
Biker 1: Hurry up man! The cops are gonna be here soon!
Biker 2: AH FUCK! My brake line is cut, and my gears are jammed!
Biker 1: You better be flintstoning it!
by Benormous October 23, 2005
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slurpee

A flavoured slush drink pumped with sugar to get the blood flowing. Slurpees are sold at 7-Elevens. Slurpees come in many flavours, ranging from popular soft drink flavours to 7-Eleven's own mixes.

The Slurpee capital of the world is Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
by benormous April 22, 2006
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egomaniacal jackass

Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass
egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.
by benormous April 14, 2006
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teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 01, 2005
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merci

A word in the french language that americans don't know how to use in english

French Translation: Thank you
French Canadian: Monsieur, you forgot your wallet.
American: Gimme that you fucking theif!!!
French Canadian: Your Welcome!
by Benormous July 06, 2005
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vegetarian between meals

Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.
Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.
by benormous April 18, 2006
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