Benormous's definitions
Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.
***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
by benormous May 5, 2006
Get the jumper cablesmug. Combination of the words uber and hella. Used directly before an adjective to give an extreme twist to it.
by benormous April 30, 2006
Get the uber hellamug. Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.
by benormous August 11, 2005
Get the ganstarismmug. Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
by benormous September 22, 2005
Get the speed swimmersmug. A horribly missed shot with a reasonably sized ball. However, the word itself can be used as a psych out to cause a 'brick'.
Ex1) *Carl shoots water polo ball and missed by 3 feet*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?
Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*
Greg: Nice brick! What are you building, the Great Wall of China?
Ex2) Crowd: Brick! Brick! Brick!
Balla: Gaahhhh! *Air ball*
by benormous May 5, 2006
Get the brickmug. by benormous January 19, 2006
Get the retro physical forcemug. Apparently, Durham is a great place to grow pot. Get your hydroponics, it's time to start a grow-op!
by benormous April 28, 2006
Get the grow-opmug.