Bennett's definitions

gleg

(v. tr. glegs, glegged, glegging)
To review the attributes of (esp. young) ladies

Let's go out and gleg birds

by Bennett July 2, 2003

beanz

extasy tablets

by bennett January 16, 2003

man about town

A euphemism for a wannabe pimp who don't have no bitches.

Dick: Whoa, dude! That Snoop?
Jane: Na man, its a man about town.

by Bennett July 18, 2004

KP

A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.

I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP

by Bennett October 20, 2014

Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas

Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual

by Bennett October 20, 2014

Bud

ganja smoke the funky shit

by bennett January 16, 2003

hulkfuck

(v.) To lay pipe in extraordinary fashion.
To bang a slute like you mean it.

Jon called up a girl he hasn't seen in 2 months, and hulkfucked her, twice.

by Bennett October 24, 2004