Definitions by Bennehftw
Nasmeanus
Variation of the word Nawmean, which is turn is a variation of the phrase do you know what I mean?
Used when you’re looking for a word to roll off the tongue. Also used to hiddenly slide in the phrase anal, telling the person they’re being a sphincter for their sarcastic response.
Used when you’re looking for a word to roll off the tongue. Also used to hiddenly slide in the phrase anal, telling the person they’re being a sphincter for their sarcastic response.
Ben: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this rock?
Lawn: You’re supposed to rub it in the air and pretend it does something, nasmeanus?
Ben: “Unicorn face”
Lawn: You’re supposed to rub it in the air and pretend it does something, nasmeanus?
Ben: “Unicorn face”
Lawn
A variation of the word jawn for those who’s name starts with the letter L. Only permitted for residences of the greater Philadelphia area or Delaware valley region.
Ben: Yo Lawn, you left your chin hair tweezers in my pecan smoked tilapia again.
Lauren: Sorry, I just saw a podcast about another irrelevant court case and forgot that I left my kids at Wawa.
Lauren: Sorry, I just saw a podcast about another irrelevant court case and forgot that I left my kids at Wawa.
Muigi
A misspelling of Luigi due to the fact that his brother’s name starts with an M. If the pattern is followed, Luigi’s name would start with M.
(W)ario (M)ario
(W)aluigi (M)uigi
(W)ario (M)ario
(W)aluigi (M)uigi
Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus
A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus by Bennehftw June 17, 2022
Ben song
A subset of music that spans multiple genres. This music tends to be able to bring heavy passion out of a person when played, chills and tears are normal. A good percentage of the songs are about love and are pop/edm based, but they can span death metal, classical, and R&B.
Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?
Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?
Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
**Plays bitch music**
Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?
Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.
Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?
Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.
Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
Charmin
When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.
Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.