16 definitions by Bennehftw
When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.
Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
by Bennehftw May 27, 2021
A hoagie that is missing the bread element. A name that a herd of ignorami say when trying to fancify something. In this case, a salad.
by Bennehftw November 30, 2022
A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
by Bennehftw June 18, 2022
A misspelling of Luigi due to the fact that his brother’s name starts with an M. If the pattern is followed, Luigi’s name would start with M.
(W)ario (M)ario
(W)aluigi (M)uigi
(W)ario (M)ario
(W)aluigi (M)uigi
by Bennehftw November 14, 2022
Variation of the word Nawmean, which is turn is a variation of the phrase do you know what I mean?
Used when you’re looking for a word to roll off the tongue. Also used to hiddenly slide in the phrase anal, telling the person they’re being a sphincter for their sarcastic response.
Used when you’re looking for a word to roll off the tongue. Also used to hiddenly slide in the phrase anal, telling the person they’re being a sphincter for their sarcastic response.
Ben: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this rock?
Lawn: You’re supposed to rub it in the air and pretend it does something, nasmeanus?
Ben: “Unicorn face”
Lawn: You’re supposed to rub it in the air and pretend it does something, nasmeanus?
Ben: “Unicorn face”
by Bennehftw December 5, 2022
When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 5, 2021
A word used to call out someone who got caught in their own lie. Therefore trapping them in a corner.
To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.
You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.
Lie - ment.
To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.
You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.
Lie - ment.
Ben: Hey, do you know where all the letter L in my spaghetti-O’s went?
Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.
Ben: Liement.
Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.
Ben: Liement.
by Bennehftw December 24, 2022