Muigi

A misspelling of Luigi due to the fact that his brother’s name starts with an M. If the pattern is followed, Luigi’s name would start with M.

(W)ario (M)ario

(W)aluigi (M)uigi
It’s a me, Maweeji. Imda real name. Whoever da named me Luigi is a Wastupid. Issa da Muigi.
by Bennehftw November 14, 2022
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Nasmeanus

Variation of the word Nawmean, which is turn is a variation of the phrase do you know what I mean?

Used when you’re looking for a word to roll off the tongue. Also used to hiddenly slide in the phrase anal, telling the person they’re being a sphincter for their sarcastic response.
Ben: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this rock?

Lawn: You’re supposed to rub it in the air and pretend it does something, nasmeanus?

Ben: “Unicorn face
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Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!
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Hoagie bowl

A hoagie that is missing the bread element. A name that a herd of ignorami say when trying to fancify something. In this case, a salad.
Lawn at Wawa: Can I get a hoagie bowl?

Ben: You mean a salad?
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Phan

Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.

Lawn: Oh god what happened?

Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.

Lawn: …

Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.

Ben: #phan

Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?

Judge: GUILTY!!!
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Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
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Fruity Pebbles hands

In relation to paper hands and the stock market:

When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”

Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”

Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
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