Smellarious

When something is so funny that it makes you choke from laughing, which leads to you purging some of the contents of your stomach and it drizzles out of your nose.
Lawn: I wish I knew how to read so I could pay attention to the context of your texts.

Ben: Sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.

Lawn: *laughs and coughs violently*

Ben: You alright?

Lawn: *vomits Wiley Wallaby licorice out of nose*

Lawn: Now that was smellarious.
by Bennehftw January 07, 2023
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Muigi

A misspelling of Luigi due to the fact that his brother’s name starts with an M. If the pattern is followed, Luigi’s name would start with M.

(W)ario (M)ario

(W)aluigi (M)uigi
It’s a me, Maweeji. Imda real name. Whoever da named me Luigi is a Wastupid. Issa da Muigi.
by Bennehftw November 13, 2022
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Phan

Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.

Lawn: Oh god what happened?

Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.

Lawn: …

Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.

Ben: #phan

Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?

Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 05, 2022
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Charmin

When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.
Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!
by Bennehftw May 27, 2021
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Ben song

A subset of music that spans multiple genres. This music tends to be able to bring heavy passion out of a person when played, chills and tears are normal. A good percentage of the songs are about love and are pop/edm based, but they can span death metal, classical, and R&B.

Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?

Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
**Plays bitch music**

Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?

Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.

Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
by Bennehftw June 21, 2021
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A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
by Bennehftw June 17, 2022
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Thumbd’s

The past tense verb of having thumbed up multiple times in succession.

Example: I have thumbs that up multiple times already.

Example revised: Thumbd’s up.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: *thumbs up*
10 seconds later.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: Thumbs up.
10 seconds later
A: Hello? Check on the fucking turkey you dingus.
B: Thumbd’s up.
by Bennehftw December 04, 2022
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